Pick-up lines to use on One Direction

• To Niall: You've got great fingering skills... on that guitar.
• To Louis: Is your mum a baker? Cos you've got nice buns.
• To Liam: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Take your pants off.
• To Zayn: Here's a condom, let's have sex cos that's What It's Made For.
• To Harry: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because let's have sex.